Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

London Special Guests:

May 11th
Ash Holme
Arthur TV
Andrew Spann

May 18th
Joe Baggs
Arthur HILL
Andrew Spann